Day 10

Day 10 of the quarantine in Colorado and I have to ask...What's With the Poking??? Facebook has this feature that I never quite understood - the poke. I logged in to my fan page this morning to discover close to 45 people had "poked" me overnight. Is this the newest substitute for physical contact? Did Zuckerberg know this pandemic was coming when he designed and/or approved this aspect? Or did the video of me singing Slipknot songs into my hair brush go viral & now I'm a hot commodity?

My face still hurts from yesterday's surgical ordeal. You can tell by the picture below - my right cheek (your left side) is still pretty swollen. I'm taking the 800mg Ibuprofen the dentist prescribed. It still feels like a sinus infection on steroids though. I will fully admit, losing that tooth has seriously impacted my self-esteem. As soon as the pandemic is over, I will be looking into implant surgery to replace it. 

Today's Tips:

• Wash your cotton pickers with soap and hot water for at least 30 seconds. It is recommended you sing to yourself to keep time. Today, I recommend "Sweet Revenge" by Motorhead. Imagine you're singing to the virus itself...

Hello, victims!

I can almost taste it

It's the need to see you die

You thought you had it made

Well here's your final shock surprise

How do you like it

My unfaithful friend?

How do you like it?

How do you like my sweet revenge?

Sweet revenge

• Sit down and write a letter. Not an email and not typed. Hand-write a letter to someone. If your handwriting is less-than stellar, slow down and be deliberate. Then, drop it in the mail. Yes, I said the mail. That thing that usually consists of bills and advertisements. Long ago, people used to use it for communication. You'll soon find that you've just made someone's day by sending them a hand-written letter.
  
• Ladies, shave your walking sticks! Just because you're not socializing, doesn't mean you can slack off. Your razor misses you & you'll feel better after! Guys, the same goes for you. Remove the fur from your mug. 

Above all else, stay healthy, my friend!
Until tomorrow..

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April 4, 2020