Day 16

Day 16 of lawful imprisonment, a.k.a. quarantine in Colorado. The natives are restless and the 4-legged furry one attempted a jail break. I was able to return him to his holding facility, but managed a short escape myself in the form of a trip to the grocery store. I was astonished to see so many people not wearing masks/gloves and how many parents were toting unmasked children with them. If I were a vengeful person I'd consider contacting Child Protective Services, but in all honesty CPS receives entirely too many petty calls as it is.

My mother had some smoked ham and asparagus delivered to me today so I got to eat like middle class, lol. Yes, I made sure to hold my pinky finger up with every bite. 

Today's Tips:

• Seriously. Wash Your Hands. I've been recommending songs to sing while you scrub for 2 weeks now. Today's song selection is "Savages" by Theory of a Deadman feat. Alice Cooper. 
• Wear. Your. Masks! If your local government calls for gloves, wear those too. If you're not concerned about getting sick, look at it as protecting high risk people like me from YOU!
• If you have children, make sure they know the importance of social distancing and keeping their faces covered. Things are a little scary for everyone right now. Knowledge is power & kids understand more than what most adults give them credit for. 

Of course, the most important thing is to stay healthy my friend!

Until tomorrow...

April 10, 2020